Teacher: What's "recycle?"
Student: It's bicycles brother.
Student: I know how your married teacher.
Teacher Steph: How?
Student: (pointing to Steph's boobs) Because you have really big NaNas.
On a Test.
Student had to give a Would/If sentence:
Teacher Lucas would have a baby if he brought his girlfriend into the bedroom.
English Names (not joking) we have seen in Taiwan
- Oyster
- Fanny
- Monkey
- Ugly
- Kool
- King
- Ice
- Pedigree
- Poccrolli
- Moluko
- Yo-Yo
- Dinosaur
- Mr. Chen (a 7 year old)
- Turtle
- Fish
- Looger
- Poo-Poo
- Watermelon
- Genius
- Snow White
- What's going on?
- First
- Vladamir
- Popeye
- Mario & Luigi (twins)
- Circle
- Seven
- Cartoon
- Tank
- Pony
- Rain
- Snow
- Happy
- El Reno
- Power of Guitar King
- Dolphin
- Nike
- Spanky
- Wii (like the game)
- Lebron James
- Bumble Bee
- Cabana (sisters name was Coco)
- Fuck (sorry, but its not a joke)
- Dog
- Meatball (for a girl)
- Ball
- New
- Adult DVD
- I don't know
- Superman (girl)
- Only
- I'm Sorry
- Zuzer
- Money
- Axel
- Master
At our favorite dinner place, where we go every Friday night. We call it English Menu, because, it has a english menu. Our Taiwanese friend/student Sean had a few too many Taiwan Beers.
Sean: My English is getting drunk.
At the train station where we park our scooters, the guy loves us and always tries to speak English.
Parking Guy: Nice to see you!
Me: You too!
P.G.: That will be eighty (as in 80NT)
I give him a 100NT bill
P.G.: (giving me my change) two-ty. Canada Amy say it twenty... I say you not know TaiwaneseEnglish.
Me: Oh! Yes, she doesn't know I guess! Thank you very much!
P.G: No Q!
he also says:
10- one-ty
20- two-ty
30- three-ty
I love Sarah!!!!! Keep the Chinglish coming and love the kids
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