^ Kids Exchange ^
Roxy in Canada.
In the car with Mark's father, looking at horses running in a field.
Roxy: Oh! Look at the whores!!
Marks Dad: Hmm, do you have those in Taiwan?
Roxy: Oh yeah, lots!
Marks Dad: What do you do with them?
Roxy: Ride them!
At the beach, on a Sunday, talking about swimming.
Roxy: When I was young, I was at a water park and I was drunk.
Us: Oh my god. How old were you?
Roxy: Real young. Like 7 or 8 years old.
Us: Are you joking? Drunk? 7 or 8 years old? Water park? Jesus
Roxy: Yeah, it was pretty scary.
Mark looking at Roxy with a confused and smiling face.
Mark: Do you mean drowned? You almost drowned?
Roxy: Oh, yeah. What did I say?
Roxy: (saying to Mark) I want to get a white striper.
Mark: What? Why?! A white striper?
Roxy: Yeah!
Mark: Where do you want to get that?
Roxy: The dentist.
Mark: You mean whitening strips, love? You want your teeth white?
Roxy: Yeah, thats what I said!
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